[Trash-talk] I LOVE Shirley!!!

Alan Hoppe scully_itsme at hotmail.com
Sun Feb 29 19:24:46 PST 2004


>>I had read in The Sunday Times magazine that Shirley and her friends used 
>>to eat burnt matchsticks because they thought you could get pregnant from 
>>them.

I knew I'd read some weird Shirley story about that, but couldn't remember 
the details.

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh my god, that is the most hilarious thing I've heard 
>since hearing you could get pregnant from kissing. This is worse, tho.. It 
>doesen't even involve body contact..! Excellent...lol

Oh man. I just remembered something. When I was little, I was convinced that 
people got pregnant from kissing. So I wondered how it was possible that 
everybody was kissing on TV and there weren't all these accidental 
pregnancies. I didn't want to ask my parents, so I wrote into this weekly TV 
column in the papers, and asked "how to TV and movie stars keep from getting 
pregnant while doing the romantic scenes together?"

They never published my question, I got no answer, and then, later on in 
life, I discovered the truth. That you only get pregnant from *french 
kissing* -- so I guess the actors were very careful with their tongues.

-Alan-

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