[Trash-talk] queen of leon??

[Alan Hoppe]

loula vixen pink! haha ..

okay, jump to my mini-dream-sequence news telecast:

"and during the december school formal, the winner of this year's lesbian of
the year award went to louise, who recieved a vibrating trophy. 'it's a
vibrator, though i can hold it like a trophy if i want to,' louise was
reported as saying outside during her answering of press questions. this
particular model was designed especially for this year's lesbian of the year
award by local sex toy makers 'toys in babeland', and they named this model
the 'loula vixen pink'. they expect the shiny pink model to become
increasingly popular, what with lou-lou's celebrity BUZZ, and it can be
purchased at their store in dublin."

wow - you became famous for singing butterfly collector, and now this! well,
it's hard for me to seperate reality from fiction, but that's okay. your
celebrity status in my little world is just enhanced by my psychosis and
delirium. thanks for sharing!

xo................alan
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "xshirleyxvixenx *~*" <shirleyvixen at hotmail.com>

> humph! we dont really have cheerleaders and homecoming queens. ive just
been
> informed that i am to win "lesbian of the year" at my school formal in
> december though. our formal has "awards" so thats much cooler. :P hmm -
well
> not really that cool although ive been also told (secretly of course) that
i
> am getting a vibrator as an award. whee! makes it all much better.
>
> and butterfly collector did used to be my song when i was younger. i sang
it
> down the phone to my friend daniel; he recorded it and then distributed
> copies to nearly everybody he knew and to other people he didnt. when some
> random person from wales emailed me and went "queen astarte - you're the
one
> who sings butterfly collector arent you?" i knew it was time to kick his
> ass. :-D
>
> anyways... enough from me..
>
> much dirty whoreyness
> loula vixen pink
> xx