[Trash-talk] oh great blame me!/more surveys

[Alan Hoppe]

City you were born: seattle

Have you ever dyed your hair? not really. i mean, i've doused myself with
lemon juice to create natural highlights during the summer. and one time i
experimented with silly string and hair spray. maybe i should try dye.

Height: five eleven-and-a-half

Eyes: hazel

Piercings?? my earlobe once but it sealed because they wouldn't let me
deliver room service with a piercing :(

Tattoos?? none

Parent's names: jp and gertrude

Your Sisters/Brothers Names: bugs and daffy

Do you get along with your family? when i'm not high on mushrooms, yes

Fave colour: forest green? turquoise? olive green? fire engine red? i dunno
.. i like combos. purple and green is good, and olive and red is good. it
changes depending on my mood.

Cyber-friends that you have met in person: oh geez. i'll probably forget
somebody but ummm .. seatrash : jun (hollywood), eric (maer), kathleen, jen
(sleepmyluv), andrea (is she still here??? awww whatever happened to her, i
miss her, she's so nice), karin (karin-karin!), jess (she's a transplant,
haha ..) kittykristi (from livejournal .. eep, we said two words i think,
i'm a dork, i was overwhelmed with the world); nonseatrash : pongo, shelly,
bill, michele (my savior of garbage road trips), david (nightgoneblack),
ibeth (the DM goddess! well .. she says we met in vegas but the space people
took this part of my brain memory), ....geez who else from 4 apr 99 in
vegas??.... , pat (dood i wish i was in texas right now), krysta (last night
i had the most amazing sex while listening to version 2.0, haha), heather
(swoon - those elbows - i am smitten), lola zipper (momentarily, no chance
to mingle dammit, i'm a dork, as earlier stated), elfie freak queen (HEY
it's elfie - hey elfie how ya doin?), the bbd (diana! and her magic whip,
oooh spank me spank me), rob (dryicex!), jazz, jayson, mia v, forel!

Fav.song to dance at a disco: everybody was kung fu fighting

Fav. Music Video: ONLY HAPPY WHEN IT RAINS!! (sk8er boi is cool too, haha.
oh man, the new white stripes video is way way cool, how'd they do that?)

Have you ever repeated a school year? no but i got expelled on the last day
of senior year for a prank and they wouldn't let me go to the senior
luncheon

Do/did you get along with your classmates? yeah, pretty much. there were all
these clicks and i was kind of this mellow happy-go-lucky stoner dude,
wandering around mingling. but i had issues, dammit! fear of commitment
screwed up my dating experience (well that and not having my drivers
licence, lol)

Fav. Tv shows? current : gilmore girls (the first season was great and now
it's gotten really .. i dunno ehh), 24, the practice (now that they've added
chyler leigh *swoon* hey where's her storyline?), boomtown, the shield, csi
: miami (mostly cuz i'm still bummed they never made miami vice : the motion
picture, haha), buffy (the vampire slayer one), powerpuff girls
............................... old shows : the avengers (john steed and
emma peel), gilligan's island (the greatest show of all time), twin peaks,
moonlighting, fawlty towers, monty python's flying circus, late nite with
david letterman (back in the day .. the 12:30 nbc slot .. dropping shit offa
buildings, man - that was sooooo hilarious), miami vice

Fav. movies: there are just too many great movies - but my two favorite
opening-night movie experiences were die hard and stop making sense.

Last movie you saw: levity. god what a great movie!

Do you have any pets? i had a black lab growing up named boris. then the
coolest cat ever, but he's with my ex now *sniff*

Where did you go on your last holiday? on that garbage road trip to
portland, san francisco, las vegas, mesa, san diego, and then to pongo's
secret bungalow to deflate and take clandestine elbow photos of heather.

Warner or Disney? roger rabbit was cool cuz it had both! i kinda like the
old old bugs .. he was such an odd little cross-dressing smartass stoner
rabbit.

Do you smoke? yes ma'am - marlboro red in the hard pack (or box)

Have you ever been to a concert? yeah

Do you have Internet? yeah, the professor was able to modify the conkshell
radio to get broadband but we have to strap gilligan to the bamboo bicycle
to power it

Which sports do you like? ......... *thinks* .......... is cheerleading a
sport? well then cheerleading and beer basketball i suppose

Do you know someone famous? kinda sorta but we lost touch

Loud or soft music? i like both kinds - country AND western!!
hahahahahhahahahahhaaaa
actually i like all kinds of music, hard soft warm fuzzy cold prickly loud
quiet ambient whatever

Dog or Cat? both, although dogs are from venus and cats are from mars, so
often my astrological identity plays a role in how well i'm getting along
with either species

Have you ever been robbed? i'm sure i have. i've had everything else go
wrong (drama queen that i am)

Do you drive a car or a bycicle? lol. i just heard that queen song
*yesterday*
i want to ride my bicycle
i want to ride my biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike

actually i'm bikeless and carless right now

Which was the hardest subject last year of school? calculus! geez it killed
my brain and the book cost $2395343219304839

Do you like being alone in your house? yeah i can totally groove on
cocooning if it's the right bungalow environment

Fave Animal: concert vixen ......... haha sorry, actually probably cats -
i'm one of those weirdos who sees one when i'm walking and goes
'ohhhhhhhhh - kitty!' and continues walking

What's the last thing you broke? my heart - actually shirley broke it but
it's my own damn fault .. *sniff* never again! never dammit ..............
just kidding, i've never broken *anything*. i sprained my ankle one time so
severely that they had to sew the ligaments back together, though. i was in
a walking cast for a month.

Which perfume do you use? i used to use giorgio beverly hills but it's been
a long time since i've worn anything.

Do you tend to lie? i wouldn't say LIE, but the editing process, especially
online, can get pretty elusive and manipulative