[Trash-talk] Mailing the band items

[blisteringheat]

Stupid Alan. Shirley doesn't take shit from ANYbody.

pongo


----- Original Message ----- 
From: Alan Hoppe 
To: starvin' @nette;trash-talk at tcp.com
Sent: 9/19/2003 4:47:06 PM 
Subject: Re: [Trash-talk] Mailing the band items


I was gonna do that too, but I decided *instead* to do the old trusty 'hand delivery' 

Yes, indeed. I crept quietly to the front door of Smart Studios, with my big newspaper-packed gift of fresh poo, and lit it on fire, quickly rang the doorbell, and ran away. 

I hid, watching the door. Nobody appeared or stamped out the fire. The prank was a failure. I cried. Then I flew thousands of miles back home. The end.

Then again, maybe it was better that it turned out that way. The thought of being chased by an angry Shirley Ann Manson through the streets of Madison, clutching a stiletto or a trainer with poo on it .. that is most frightening.

xo..........Alan
in a jokey mood, too


----- Original Message ----- 
From: starvin' @nette 
 
Let me get this straight, you want to send some shit to Garbage? Shit?? You 
want to shit in a letter and send it off? I don't think they'd be too happy 
about that.... *lol* Sorry, I'm in joke mode.

@nette

 
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