[Trash-talk] Shirley's new boots ( plus new TTB fan fiction )

[Lauren Merka]

I want to be included in the Texas Trash Bunnies!! I am from Texas too ya
know!! Alan!! You forgot me!!! =(

**Lauren**

-----Original Message-----
From: trash-talk-admin@tcp.com [mailto:trash-talk-admin@tcp.com]On
Behalf Of Renee Danger Fernandez
Sent: Thursday, December 12, 2002 3:03 PM
To: trash-talk
Cc: Renee Danger Fernandez
Subject: Re: [Trash-talk] Shirley's new boots ( plus new TTB fan fiction
)


AHAHHAHA that is PRICELESS!!!! thank you alan for the BIG smile in my
morning of desperation...

damn i might have to actually draw this out! i'll scan if i do though
it'll have to wait till i'm out of design class final project stress
stupor

renee (I"M THE RED ONE!)


On Thursday, December 12, 2002, at 11:29 AM, Alan Hoppe wrote:

> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Renee Danger Fernandez <renee@newinfection.com>
>
>
>> no, actually lately i've been thinking about how i should really own a
>> pair of red cowboy boots myself.. however such a frivolity is not in
>> my
>> budget at this point in time.. perhaps for my birthday? or perhaps
>> when
>> i am a rockstar and on tour i can purchase some and ponce around my
>> posh hotel room...
>>
>> heehee
>
> you SHOULD! well .. when the frivolity factor is in full swing. and
> RED! omg
> you have to!
>
>> renee "texas trasher bunny" danger
>>
>> ps - haha.. Texas Trasher Bunnies.. sounds like a superhero group or
>> something!
>
> it IS! with sometimes-guest-appearances from elfie "french trasher
> kitten"
> and her partner in crime, THE BBD ( ominous figure of the night,
> shrouded in
> mystery, driving corvette stingray ) !!
>
> *just as shirley holds out her arm, the feather boa dropping before the
> crazed fanatics center ring at the houston show, TTB claire sensed
> trouble,
> her encoder headband detecting a very high blood-alcohol + aggression
> level
> from the fans looming directly behind shirley's intended boa princess.
> no
> time to spare, claire raises her fingers to her temples and sends out a
> signal to other TTBs in the vicinity .. and just as the feather boa is
> in
> mid-flight, the sound of a whip snapping penetrates the dark arena, the
> mysterious BBD having lunged upward into the air and grabbing hold of
> the
> arms of the two drunken riotgrrls about to steal away or shred the
> coveted
> boa. hooray! the boa drops and *woooosh* into arms of shirley's
> intended boa
> princess, and all order is restored to the garbage universe. but wait.
> the
> BBD is being accosted and elbowed by an annoying brute who cannot
> dance, and
> she's loosing hold of her whip - oh nooo! but suddenly other TTBs of
> the
> vicinity who recieved claire's telepathic instant warning message are
> there
> to swoop down upon mr. drunken bluto. first it's purple elfie,
> guardian of
> the dance, able to detect troubling dance maneuvers from 100
> kilometers, who
> headbutts bluto, followed by winged TTBs petra and renee, whose
> hovercraft
> bodystockings allow them to fly, and they ensnare bluto in a pink mesh
> garbage baggie and deposit him *wooooooosh* all the way up in the
> nosebleed
> section. hooray! and after the show they all high-five and have girls
> night
> out, the clandestine texas posse of garbage avengers in all their
> glory!*
>
> coming soon : ttb action figurines from mcfarlane toys ( alternative
> bonus
> accessories and boots also available seperately! feather boa not
> included )
>
> xxoo,
> alan
>
>> On Wednesday, December 11, 2002, at 08:04 PM, Fox Mulder wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
>>> We have so many Texas Trasher Bunnies on this list, they probably all
>>> roll their eyes when someone starts going on about cowboy boots.
>
>
>

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