[Introspective] IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS by Aloysius Fairbanks

[Jan Roth]

Mr. Aloysius Fairbanks has asked that I issue the following important announcements:

- Registration fees for this year's Teddy Bear's Picnic are due by 15 April 2004.  Applications and registration fees will not be accepted after that day.  There are no exceptions.  The $50 registration fee includes an all day buffet of herring, alpine strawberries, Egyptian saurkraut, and ginger beer.  There will also be entertainment by Anne Murray, door-prizes, games, etc.  This year's picnic will be held in Cornwall on 01 May 2004.

- Derek Donnell is a dangerous person who distributes pornography over file-sharing programmes such as Soulseek, Limewire, and Drumbeat.  Please beware of this morally corrupt man.

- As of today, I have assumed moderation of this list from Mr. Jimmy Lick and will be reviewing all posts made by socially unacceptable sorts.  I hate to police the list but will do so in order to make it morally sound with a Christian bias.

That will be all.

Sincerely,

Mr. Aloysius Fairbanks

P.S.  Please direct all questions and comments to my assistant, Jan Roth (bestechetwynde at yahoo.de)

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