[Trash-talk] on a lighter note...

[Brendan Kelly]

a few random bits from an old Kerrang interview i dug up:
 
Butch: "Steve. Do you own a handgun?"
Steve: "No. We're not a real pro-gun band. My bare fists are enough to ward off all intruders."
 
Shirley: "If you don't get circumcised, you might get a diseased cock."
Steve: "Exactly. Who wants to walk around with a diseased cock?"

Shirley: "Duke, would you iron my underwear?"
Duke: "Absolutely not. Well, maybe if you were pressed for time."

Steve: "What's brown and sticky? A stick."
 
classic garbage comedy ;)
"garbage x forever" has the whole thing here:
http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~terese/garbage/kerrang.htm
 
- g.o.
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