[Trash-talk] TTB>> details collected pleasE?

[Fox Mulder]

>From: Petra Ta <petra281@yahoo.com>
>What's the whole story of the TTB?

well, the whole thing started one fine day when bill shaw got *all excited* 
over shirley manson's diary entry about *prancing about her hotel room 
wearing nothing but her undies and some new cowboy boots - her first pair 
ever!* and so i replied with some endless rambly post about jimi hendrix and 
cowboy boots and how there were probably *so many texas trasher bunnies on 
TT who probably just roll their eyes at the thought of cowboy boots*

and then renee 'danger' fernandez posted that
1. she wanted to buy a pair of RED cowboy boots (which dispelled my notion 
about eye-rolling) and
2. that she thought 'texas trasher bunnies' sounded like a *superhero 
group*!

so then i wrote this action sequence involving all of the texas trasher 
bunnies i could think of .. it took place at a garbage concert in texas and 
the ttb members kept a fan from having shirley's feather boa stolen away by 
other evil people there .. and through the story it was revealed that each 
ttb member had some form of special powers.

so then renee wrote back a list of who was in the ttb so far, what their 
powers appeared to be, and asked some excited questions. it was then that i 
thought it could turn into something more - esp. since renee wanted to make 
cartoon imagery of the ttb.

but alas - the plot immediately thickened. lauren was omitted from the 
introductory fan fiction account and so the writer had to think fast .. and 
it turned out that lauren *was in fact there* in that story, but she had 
special time travel powers, so she just hadn't *arrived yet*.

so then fox mulder posted to scully via TT about his investigation of the 
ttb coven. through his message the plot again thickened to have crossover 
fan-fiction tie-ins within the storyline to include twin peaks, the x-files, 
and anne rice's vampire and witch chronicles .. a whole mess of pop culture 
mythologies tied into the wee happy ttb coven of superhero vixen bad-asses.

sooo then renee got her internet cut off and i ran out of free time so 
nothing more was posted that was story-related, though i've been journaling 
privately about the ttb thing and it could be a total story!

but i will, i will .. i'll probably write something and post links to a web 
page about the ttb to keep TT from being bombarded with it here. it seems to 
cause confusion amongst list members who happen into it and wonder what it 
has to do with garbage.

>Who's all involved...

well, actually, *everyone* is involved! but for starters, it was just a wee 
posse of texas vixens under the spell of 'supervixen m' - fox mulder's 
codename for the clandestine rock singer who the entire x-file on the ttb 
coven was hinged around.

woops - forgot that part in my rundown! yep, shirley is a main character and 
the other members of garbage, according to mulder, are too but he doesn't 
know how yet. but mulder is falling under the spell of 'supervixen m' and is 
warning scully that he cannot be subjective? objective? one of those jective 
words. anyway, anyone who gets too close to the subject at hand falls victim 
to the overwhelming powers of shirley. they become instantly drawn to 
garbage and become fanatics.

so mulder is using his surveillance of the popstarthongboy and of the 
trash-talk mailing list as a means of gathering evidence of this whole ttb 
thing. he's compiling a list of key players, and he's discovering that not 
only is the web of characters growing, but that he's becoming overwhelmed 
with shirley, and scully is veiling her jealousy in all those typically 
well-acted ways that only gillian anderson can pull off.

meanwhile it turns out that the characters elfie and the mysterious bbd are 
not actually *from or living in* texas, and they seem to be a key lead. 
could it be that the ttb is but one small facet of a much larger collection 
of planetary G covens, all hailing to the queen, the all-powerful 
'supervixen m'??? only time will tell!

and somehow all of this unfolding drama is tied to the disappearance of such 
key players as dukester2, ian abbott, and the internet magician rangada 
goddess. plus others too numerous to list without having more coffee.

hopefully the screenplay adaptation will take place as soon as 
popstarthongboy writes the novella and then the WB series can be launched .. 
or the fox series .. and then a big budget major motion picture directed by 
david lynch!

but i can't write more til renee returnes, cuz her enthusiasm seems to bring 
out the silliness factor needed to write the damn story! ooooh a big 
responsibility - hope that doesn't frighten her.

xxoo,
alan via FM's computer database @ the FBI




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