[Trash-talk] Challenge Garbage!!

[Alan Hoppe]

I'd challenge The Queen to a wet t-shirt contest, so we could see who
reigned supreme in booby size.

Then I'd play Rock Scissors Paper with Daniel (who would surely win .. yeah,
he's not an official member and now not even an *unofficial* member, but he
is still someone I'd want to play crafty mind games with).

Then I'd go for a round of miniature golf with Steve. Neither of us probably
play this on a regular basis, so it would be a low-stress game and neither
of us would be trying to impress the other. I would do drawings of him while
he was up to .. the par or whatever.

And after that I'd wanna have a guitar contest like in that movie
"Crossroads" with Duke. I can't play a note so he'd kick my ass. But that
would be the experience of a lifetime and upon losing, Evil Steve would come
in and steal away my soul (in keeping with the movie's basic premise).

If I were still consuming massive amounts of alcohol, the finale would be a
rousing game of Beer Basketball with Butch. He's the dude. The jury is out
on who would win, but part of this dream sequence includes Shirley in some
sort of cheer-squad commodity-oddity.

And then, in keeping it in the realm of a Blind Date episode, the whole
thing would be filmed in one day, and night, and would end with us all
having pancakes at Cindy's House of Pancakes on Aurora here in my lovely
hometown.

And that's the end of the chapter! ;)

XOXO,
Alan

----- Original Message -----
From: "starvin' @nette" <bowdowntoanette at hotmail.com>
To: <trash-talk at tcp.com>
Sent: Friday, April 25, 2003 12:45 PM
Subject: [Trash-talk] Challenge Garbage!!


> If you could challenge one or more members of the band for a game of
sports,
> which game would you choose?
> I'd choose soccer, or as I like to call it, football.
>
> @nette