<div>Mr. Fairbanks! I've decided that you're fired. I shall now be my own voice on this list! And yes, when you return from this year's TBP (Teddy Bear's Picnic), you shall be duly punished with the hairbrush. If you're not careful, I will also force you to read a certain dreadful, inconsequential academic paper by a certain lacklustre professor of music (who's been known to tell students what to expect on quizzes). Surely that's worse than the hairbrush and will keep you in check!
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<div>/jd</div>