<div>Hi again! Mr. Fairbanks here. I'm addressing the crowd with another one of Mr. Durst's messages. I complained to him about bothering me at all hours of the night, so he's given me permission to employ an assistant. The new assistant wishes to remain anonymous so I'm calling him "The Telegraph Boy." For those who don't know, 'Telegraph Boy' was a demo done by Neil and Chris ages upon ages ago. One of Mr. Durst's little stunts a few years ago was teasing Petheads with an alleged clip of the demo. So many people got so angry over his little joke, I thought it might be cute to open THAT old wound. :)
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<div>29 August is Mr. Durst's birthday. I think everybody should prepare a little statement regarding all of the things they like best about him and post them right here for public adulation. <Shhhh!> It's meant to be a surprise! :)
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<div>/af<br><br>---------------------------------------------------<br> From The Desk of: <br> Aloysius Fairbanks,<br> Spokes-bear For Jeffrey Durst<br>---------------------------------------------------
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