<div>Mr. Durst has decided to conduct an "Introspective Inquisition." He's appointed me "High Inquisitorial Teddy Bear." Here's how it's going to work:</div>
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<div>Since Introspective has yet to be purged of morons, trouble-makers, and whiners (see Fred the Mouse), we're going to start holding people accountable for their actions and determine whether or not they're worthy of being here in my company.
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<div>We'll do one person at a time. Let's start with derekbd, a Texan. During his time on Soulseek (where he operated under the same moniker he uses here), he attempted to steal several unreleased PSB tracks from Jeffrey Durst. Luckily, Mr. Durst caught on to this in time and duly banned derekbd. A survey of the files derekbd was sharing unearthed a most disturbing secret: derekbd was distributing pornography. NOT JUST pornography, but pornography depicting sexual acts between men, scat, and bestiality. It sickens us, the arbiters of ethics, morality, and good taste. As such we are asking derekbd to vacate the Introspective mailing list by un-subscribing at once. We don't need a pornographer among our ranks, after all!
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<div>My verdict is final. Tomorrow we will examine Lydia. Which reminds me...Jeff is starting a new PSB lexicon. The first entry? "Lydiot: an idiot who is an idiot by virtue of the way he or she butchers the English language."
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<div>/af</div>
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<div>---------------------------------------------------<br> From The Desk of: <br> Aloysius Fairbanks,<br> Spokes-bear For Jeffrey Durst,</div>
<div> High Inquisitorial Teddy Bear<br>--------------------------------------------------- </div>