<div>Mr. Durst and I were just having coffee here at the local Starbucks (in reality, I was having a latte and he was having tea) discussing how he's integral to the history of PSB fandom and discoursing on the function of music in general. We were talking about who's who and who's what in the world of Petheads. We were also trying to decide how PSB's remix of 'Integral' stacked up against their other efforts. Our conclusion was that it's only mediocre at best and represents precisely how they've gone down the dumper since the release of 'Popart.'
</div>
<div> </div>
<div>So what good is this remix of 'Integral?' We could use our promo CD as a coaster (but they already have them at Starbucks). We could sell it (but we don't need the money). Jeffrey came up with a brilliant suggestion. We're going to give it to the government and tell them to play it across the border to Mexico. After all, it sends a positive message to Mexicans: since you're unwilling to come here and speak our language or even enter our country legally, you're not wanted. You're not integral to or worthy of our country. Remember how PSB did a special version of NYCB for the French market called "Paris City Boy?" We think that US releases of 'Disco 4' should contain a whole new version of 'Integral' about Mexicans, how they're not good enough for anything apart from slave labour, and the importance of this country adopting English as a national language.
</div>
<div> </div>
<div>Perhaps we could get Lydia to start a petition for us? We all know what great influence she has with EMI and PSB! No wait...that wouldn't make sense...a native speaker of Spanish trying to petition PSB to write a song about how Americans don't want their society sullied by wetbacks and other Spanish speaking sorts... On second thought...Lydia's dumb enough to fall for it... So...will you start the petition for us Lydia?
</div>
<div> </div>
<div>A supporter of enslaving Mexicans,</div>
<div> </div>
<div>/af<br><br>---------------------------------------------------<br> From The Desk of: <br> Aloysius Fairbanks,<br> Spokes-bear For Jeffrey Durst<br>---------------------------------------------------
</div>