[Introspective] Jeffrey Durst Appreciation Thread.

[Aloysius Fairbanks]

Hi!  I'm Aloysius Fairbanks, spokes-bear for Jeffrey Durst.  He's flattered
that not ONE, but TWO threads have been devoted to him this month.  Early
birthday pressies, perhaps?  He wants to assure his fans that he still walks
among you and is indeed very much alive (and well!).  He remains superior to
everybody in most every way possible, etc.  Also, being a Harry Potter fan,
he very much appreciates the Lord Voldemort comparison.  As Johan
Ooooooooooooostergaaaaard can attest, if you speak his name in public, he
returns.  :)

A few things Jeffrey Durst wants to clarify:

01)  About a week ago, there was a poster on the "PSB Community" forum
called 'Gin Soaked Boy.'  Said person was trying to emulate Jeffrey Durst by
speading wild rumours about forthcoming PSB releases and discussing
everybody's favourite topic ever:  Nazis.  'Gin Soaked Boy' was an imposter
and Jeffrey wants it made very clear that he refuses to post on the PSB
Community page - even under an alias.  Why?  Not only are the majority of
the people there unworthy of his precious time, but he views the moderators
as intrusive morons who seek to restrict his entitlement to free,
unrestricted speech.  We all know that there's one thing that makes America
the most supreme nation in the world:  freedom of speech.  In other words,
Jeffrey won't debase himself by visiting a place like PSB Community...just
like most people won't debase themselves by visiting Lydia's site.

02)  Jeffrey would like to that Dr. Wayne Studer for his recent public
comments.  He holds Wayne Studer in the highest regard possible and, like
Neil and Chris, feels that his Commentary website is one of the best PSB
related sites on the web these days (the revised Discography by TheGardner
is also phenomenal!)

03)  Jeffrey would like to extend personal comments to Lydia (who STILL
speaks English as well as a eunuch can feel an orgasm):  "My dear, you are
not, nor ever will be a member of the Pethead elite.  You're nothing more
than absurd dirt beneath my size 13 shoes."

I'm sure we all look forward to LOTS of warm, fuzzy interaction now...  :)

/af
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